Nonsense

Nothing that I opine is true,
It’s really all nonsensical.
You might even say heretical!

For this example, say I to you:
You tell me that your cat can purr.
I say my dog can to, I’m sure.

The time has come for me to run
Much faster than a spider crawls,
And slower than an apple falls.

You find this talk is just no fun?
Well, wait until I start to beep;
You’re sure to take a major leap!

Now that my time with you is done,
You’ll need forget all you’ve seen here.
Or your peeps will think you weir—d.